No, it’s not another tax hike, civil rights violation, unfunded commission, or business-killing law; no, the San Luis Obispo county police department just issued a warning about pedobear. For realz. They even have public safety bulletins:
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"Guns and Bullets" is the name of a gun rag from the Fallout video game series, described unapologetically as "A magazine devoted to the practical use of firearms, and the occasional biased review." Reading it increases the player's knowledge of firearms. Hopefully this blog will do the same for you!
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